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New Red Siren Album Drops Christmas 2017!

The long-awaited follow-up to Red Siren’s All Is Forgiven album (Mercury/Polygram,1989) that spawned two Billboard-charting songs is scheduled to drop on Christmas day, 2017. The album, in MP3 format, is available on a limited edition USB flash drive. This drive will only be available on a first-come-first-served basis, so order now. The singles will be […]

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Kristin Massey Reaches The Semi-Finals of The U.S. Comedy Contest!

Congratulations to Kristin Massey for reaching semi-finals of the 14th Annual U.S. Comedy Contest. Competing against some of the most talented stand-up comics in the country, Kristin made it to the semi-finals. Check back frequently to find out Kristin’s next Contest appearance and please come out to support her as the competition continues.  

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Kristin Massey Headlines at LA’s 5-Star Bar

I’d like to invite all my fans to a special comedy event at downtown LA’s famous 5-Star Bar on April 19th between 7:00 – 9:00 PM. There’s always a stand-up celeb or two who will pop in unannounced, so don’t miss it. See ya there! Kristin  

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Reprogram Yourself®

The clock keeps ticking while your body takes a licking. At DNA Gourmet®, we believe we’ve discovered a way to help Mother Nature bind the hands of Father Time by creating gourmet functional food products that favorably reprogram your genes. DNA Gourmet® functional foods can help you reprogram yourself for better health and super fitness. […]

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Kristin Massey Red Siren
My Music

LED SIREN album drops January, 2020! LED SIREN is the alter ego of my band, RED SIREN.(Mercury/Polygram, Def Jam) If you love Led Zeppelin (and who doesn’t), I think you’re going to fall in love with this album. It has all the danger and excitement of the original group but with richer, deeper sonics and […]

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Kristin Massey testimonials

“Kristin Massey accents with vocal punches showing her great range between the rockers and the ballads. Her softer side reminds one of Stevie Nicks.”
 “When one listens to Kristin’s voice, one hears warmth. Her voice has flexibility, purity and intimacy.”
 Anne Leighton – The Music Paper 

 “Kristin Massey is […]

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